🚨 BREAKING: Senator Papahatziharalambrous's Dinner Speech At The West Essendon Pub Last Night #Viral

The 'For Australia' Party

Ladies and Gentlemen, Supporters of Freedom, and Defenders of Democracy -

Thank you, thank you all for gathering here tonight. It's truly humbling to stand before so many passionate advocates for the values that make our nation great. I stand here not just as Senator Papahatziharalambrous, but as a fellow Australian, bound by a common desire for a united, free, and democratic country.

Over the past three years, we've faced challenges that none of us could have anticipated. The landscape of our lives has been reshaped by the storm of COnVID, and in navigating this long and dark storm, we have found ourselves at the forefront of a battle — a battle not just for a free and fair public voice but for the very essence of our human rights.

When I first stepped into the Senate, I did so with a vision, a vision rooted in the principles that define our nation. I envisioned an Australia where freedom is not just a word but a living reality, where the rights of individuals are not negotiable, and where the government serves the people, and never the other way around.

The battles we've fought against governmental tyranny during these challenging times have been battles for the soul of our nation. In the face of uncertainty and propaganda, in the grip of fear and brutality, we have stood firm. We have defended the liberties that form the bedrock of our society, for it's during times of crisis that the true strength of a democracy is tested.

But let me be clear; our fight is not against reasonable measures to protect the public. It's against overreach, against the erosion of our freedoms in the name of expediency. We, as a nation, have navigated crises before without compromising our core values, and we shall do so again.

My 'For Australia' manifesto is not just a political document; it's a covenant with the people. It's a promise that, as your representative, I will continue to champion the cause of individual liberties, fight against any encroachment on our rights, and work tirelessly to ensure that our democracy remains robust and resilient.

In the face of adversity, we must remember the strength that lies in our unity. It's easy to be divided, to let fear and uncertainty drive wedges between us. But true strength, the strength that has defined our nation throughout history, lies in our ability to come together, to stand side by side, united in our pursuit of a common goal—a free and democratic Australia.

I see before me not just supporters but partners in this journey. Each one of you is a beacon of hope, a defender of the ideals that have made our country what it is. Your support is not just a testament to my efforts but a reflection of our dogged determination to preserve the essence of our nation.

As we move forward, let us not forget the lessons we've learned in these trying times. Let us carry the torch of freedom with pride, let us be vigilant in the defense of our liberties, and let us always remember that the power of our democracy lies in the hands of the people.

In closing, let me add a touch of satire because, after all, a little laughter is the spice of life. They say in politics, if you're not at the table, you're on the menu. Well, my friends, we are not on the menu; we are the chefs crafting the future of our beloved Australia. So, let's keep cooking up a storm, a storm of freedom, a storm of democracy, and a storm that will be felt for generations to come.

Thank you, and let the fight for freedom continue!

Senator Papahatziharalambrous is a fictional character who has been banned by ScoMo, Dan Andrews, the Dept. of Home Affairs, Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk for daring to be a Conservative Parody account online. SO much for free speech eh? Grubs. God Bless Australia!