it's time for me to pretend to be a real comedian n sculpt a joke

anyone that watches this channel knows all about smoothie mouth
are there pornographic shorts yet (GIFs amy)
feeders is exactly right
that's gotta just be an american thing
i'm always gotta sound ungrateful to somebody
all these choices are bad tho
at least you get to pick the dildo that fucks you
i hated that cafe coco set
arrogance is such an unlikeable trait
even if it's funny it still disgusts me
i typically know the direction that a joke is gonna go
getting over a cold, no covid for me or anyone else
the audience is usually on board for half the joke
i can gauge yer intelligence based on what part of the joke you laughed at
the punchline typically proves how stupid the audience is
we made a decision, you should be so proud of us
semi-truck foiled my plan
we forgive you schneider mainly cos you did what we wanted, i guess that ain't real forgiveness tho
people really appreciate the real shit
mainly comedians but also non-comedians understand it
many many people have bad habits
if you understand ag you probably are some kinda fucked up crazy artist
a lot of my art is bad but some of it is really really good
they probably won't come to me but let's pretend that people are cool