As The Pigfucker General Returns, Jungle Nigel Is Poised To Be Our Next PM

The stars are aligning - the constant fuckups of the Tories matched only by Labour's inability to go a whole day without looking like total dickheads means that Nigel Farage now stands his best ever chance of being elected as PM.

With the Tories dying off, Labour unwilling to go for the jugular (and like the Lib Dems not knowing what a woman is), the Clown World Matrix is putting Reform at an advantage - already likely to win most seats in Wales and across the Midlands, South Coast, Northern England (though Scotland could prove to be difficult territory) it is on the cards that either Reform or a Far-Right Alliance Pact sweep to victory next year with even Left-Wing media stating that the rise of Nigel could now be impossible to stop.