When all I had to think about was having fun ….. in the NOW

Sydney, Australia 2008

I AM ONLY AT THE BEGINNING BUT SOON I WILL BECOME THE IDOL OF AUSTRALIAN WOMEN, REMEMBER THIS DATE 5-2-2008 BECAUSE IT IS THE BEGINNING OF MY CONQUEST OF AUSTRALIA, MY FIRST IN A LONG SERIES OF INTERVIEWS ON RADIO AND TELEVISION, 2:30pm ON A GREY AND COLD TUESDAY AFTERNOON IN FEBRUARY, I SHOW UP AS HANDSOME AS EVER IN FRONT OF THE HEADQUARTERS OF ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT RADIO AND TELEVISION STATIONS FOR MY FIRST INTERVIEW AS A STAR, I LEAVE A 100 DOLLAR TIP FOR THE DRIVER AND GO WITH MY TWO BODYGUARDS INTO THE OFFICE I SAY GOODMORNING TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMPANY AND I GO TO THE PART OF THE OFFICE DEDICATED TO RADIO BROADCASTING WALKING ON A RED VELVET CARPET PUT THERE TO AVOID GETTING MY SHOES DIRTY I ARRIVE AT THE STUDIO WHERE THE LIVE RECORDING STARTS WITH THE YOUNG GIRLS OUTSIDE THE STUDIO SHOUTING TO BE ABLE TO SEE AND TOUCH ME, AFTER 2 HOURS INTERVIEW I SAY GOODBYE TO THE DJ VERY HAPPY TO HAVE HAD THE HONOUR OF BEING ABLE TO INTERVIEW ME, I CALL THE LIMOUSINE AND GO BACK TO THE HOTEL, 5-STAR HOTEL OF COURSE TO REST, HAVING TO PARADE THE NEXT DAY FOR A MAJOR BRAND OF AUSTRALIAN FASHION, OKAY, I KNOW I SAID A LOT OF CRAP AS USUAL BUT UP TO A POINT BECAUSE ‘TIME A YEAR, ALL THIS WILL BECOME’ REALITY, HOWEVER, JOKING ASIDE, THE TRUTH IS THAT I WAS ACTUALLY INTERVIEWED, THE RADIO STATION IS ACTUALLY PART OF ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT RADIO AND TELEVISION STATIONS IN AUSTRALIA, AND THE RADIO STATION WHERE I DID THE INTERVIEW IS ONE OF THREE IN THE COMPANY WHICH BROADCASTS PROGRAMS IN 68 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES INCLUDING ITALIAN, I KNOW THE DJ BECAUSE AT A PARTY ORGANIZED BY AN OTHER ITALIAN A FEW MONTHS AGO WE BECOME FRIENDS HE IS A BASKETBALL FAN LIKE ME, RETURNING FROM GRIFFITH LAST WEEK I CALLED TO GO AND PLAY BASKETBALL AND TOLD HIM I HAD BEEN IN THIS TOWN TO WORK ON A FARM, AT WHICH POINT HE SAID, “LOOK, I’M DOING A PROGRAM WHERE I INTERVIEW YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN ON THE ROAD LIKE YOU, TO TELL ABOUT THE TRAVEL EXPERIENCES OF YOUNG ITALIANS, I’LL CALL YOU TUESDAY LIVE AND TELL ME IN 10 MINUTES OF INTERVIEW YOUR EXPERIENCE SO FAR, I SAID LET ME COME ON THE RADIO I’VE NEVER SEEN A RADIO STATION AND LUCKILY HE SAID YES, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, IT’S NOT, MAYBE IN A YEAR THEY’LL BE BEGGING ME TO GO ON THEIR RADIO, WHO KNOWS, BYE GUYS, SEE YOU NEXT TIME, AS LONG AS I’M NOT TOO FAMOUS AND BUSY TO WRITE ON THIS SITE.