GRAVEYARD KEEPER--i was supposed to do it worse, but im not

Feel like i should start rattling off weird affirmations mid-stream if there's a lull. Something like, "YOU are a pink starburst" or "fluffy dogs love you".

SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS: pbeavr, the mythical rodent of legend--whenlogicdies, a beautiful gem of a human being--SacredSage, digital master--and ETNWHVAC, rumble's favorite menace. I hope you are all having the bestest day.

Still reading? Good, have this not-a-pickup line: girl, you must be a termite--you make my wood nervous.