FRIDAY FUNNY until it's sad - MONTANA BEARS GET DRUNK ON FERMENTED GRASS - THEN GET HIT BY TRAINS

Grizzly bears near Glacier National Park eat grain that has fallen off railcars, then gets fermented by snow and rain. So the bears get drunk and can fall asleep on the train tracks, or are on the tracks when a train is coming so they try to outrun the oncoming trains, which ends badly for the bears.