7 months ago

Yo, Dave, you lost the game night big fight,
In Mortal Kombat you always lose got no might
Threatened to call the cops and try to kick Dan out,
But he's a legal resident with no doubt.

You gotta go through the court, that's the fucking law,
Your evil threats and bluffs make my skin crawl
You tried to play the power-tripping landlord card,
But eviction ain't easy, it's expensive and hard

Then you threatened him, tried to instill fear,
But Dan's an army vet you know his vision is clear.
When you punched he let it be known assault is illegal
Try again he come at you like the mighty bald eagle

You backed down after game night gave you the heat
but In the game of life, you took a backseat.
Rage Quit the game night, couldn't stand to stay,
keep this bullshit up the barber family gonna pay

Leave 40 times and come back about one day later
We know exactly who's the big bad anti-game night traitor

(david zig)
(david zig)

Ask him for the move-out date, what's the wait
Dave invaded your life like we invaded fuckin kuwait
the only shoulder a veteran brother has to lean
one's good at heart the other's a boot mad mean

Dan stack a chub dave skinny like the green beans
they keep the apartment dirtier than the army latrines
davie-brother cant read or write he got the poor genes
but both the brothers stutter like they got the bromine

let me break it down so the beat get more simple-er
eviction bullshit like ty reynolds with the air conditioner
door-to-door applying to jobs like mad solicitor
david wide-eyed staring sinister in particular

careful or I contact the administration
well and wide hated throughout the whole nation
Turned game night meme like that soup made of the crustacean
you’ll lose any potential game night big night litigation

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