EXCLUSIVE ~DEMAND FOR ‘UNVAXXED’ SPERM SPIKES

Women are turning to shady Facebook groups looking for donors who refused to get the Covid shot!

Unvaccinated sperm is the next Bitcoin, they say. After all, the world’s top crypto is an “apocalyptic safe haven” in which to store value before the world collapses into a Mad Max-meets-Johnny Mnemonic operatic hellscape.

The notion that unvaccinated sperm price will outperform Bitcoin and gold has floated around Twitter since COVID-19 vaccines rolled out earlier this year.

Propaganda-powered accounts amplifying anti-vax disinformation have memefied the idea, latching onto Bitcoin’s growing presence in the mainstream zeitgeist for engagement.

The meme goes: COVID-19 vaccines will go so terribly wrong that baby-crazy women will be forced to pay top dollar for sperm from men who’ve opted out of The Great Reset.

“Unvaccinated sperm counts [sic] could rise faster than Bitcoin,” tweeted one such account, boosting another which said “men who refuse the [vaccine] are the hottest men on planet [Earth].”

“We straight broads [love] men who refuse to bend the knee [and] kiss the ring of medical tyranny.”