GRAVEYARD KEEPER--but i do it worse this time

Did y'all know that the voice actor for Falkor also voiced G'mork? Wild. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to watch Neverending Story. For the tiddy-laser sphinxes, if nothing else (personally, I watch for Artex, RIP big guy, and G'mork because I'm like that).

SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS: pbeavr, the mythical rodent of legend--whenlogicdies, a beautiful gem of a human being--SacredSage, digital master--and ETNWHVAC, rumble's favorite menace. I hope you are all having the bestest day.

Still reading? Excellent. The plan has been set in motion. Prepare for battle.
We ride at dusk.