Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Scary but True Edition, All Hollow’s Eve, 2023

The three little terrorists lived in a straw house with wolves only huffing and puffing and nothing else. Who the hell is Mike Johnson? US college students go full Hitler Youth. Pfizer hides all the things you knew Pfizer was hiding. Oregon is dumb, but we knew that; just look at Portland. RFK ducks the CIA, for what it’s worth.