6 months ago

Yo Daves back at it again,
Claimin' James as your only friend.
But friendship ain't a game of theft,
Your accusations left us bereft.

You wrote a message, long and winding,
Claimin' martyrdom, your truth we're finding.
Demanded apologies from Racoons and Walter,
But they refused, didn't falter.

Dan had enough, took a stand,
Banned you from game night, played his hand.
You're out of inner circle, out of sight,
No more tyranny in our game night.

And let's not forget about your ex Jinx,
Found guilty of age tricks, that really stinks.
Lied about her age to seem older
Your judgement, Dave, is much colder

And no matter where you go or what you've braved,
You'll always be "Walmart wage slave".
Never part of the exploiting class,
Just a tyrant in a game night impasse.

Now you're accusin' Dan of stealin' a pudding cup,
Your paranoia's fillin', time to give it up.
Pointed a gun at Dan, that ain't cool,
Threats and accusations, you're actin' a fool.

So Dave, it's time to take a step back,
Look at your actions, see what they lack.
Respect and kindness go a long way,
Time to change your tune and find a better way.

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