(15) Game Show Ring Of Fire Round

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[Chapter 15: Game Show Ring Of Fire Round]

I was on a game show that looked to be a hybrid between Miss Universe and the Bachelor. I was off stage in a small lounge area. They said I was “on deck”, which seemed to be a baseball reference for me being the contingency plan. There was a red light near the door. I was told to only go through the door when the red light turned blue.

There was a coffee table with a magazine on it. There was a tiger on the cover of the magazine. For some reason there was all so a children’s book about a bunny rabbit next to the magazine. There were two boxes of pizza on the coffee table. There was a medium Dominoes pizza box on the bottom with a Pizza Hunt box on top. There was a paper plate and napkins with a little note that said, “free pizza”. There was mirror on the wall that looked like it was a one-way mirror in an interrogation room. I felt like I was the unsuspecting lab rat for some kind of experiment. The Dominoes pizza had anchovy. The Pizza Hunt Pizza was pan crust with pepperoni and black olives. I tried one slice of each first. The Dominoes pizza was too salty for me, but I still finished the slice. The Pizza Hut pizza was just right and I ended up finishing the whole pizza.

There was a television on the wall that was an episode about American Pickers going through rusted cars to find one to restore to pristine condition. It then turned to a show about the Country of Monaco and how it was encouraging wealthy people to go there through its wealth friendly laws. After that there was a cartoon about Minnie Mouse putting on perfume that was too strong and later covering herself in trash smell. About a minute after it switched to cartoon about Betty Boop as Snow White, the red light turned blue.
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I went through the door and climbed up some spiraling stairs out onto a platform. I then followed the footprints painted on the ground to where they led. I found myself in a huge stadium on what looked like a trap door. The host of the show had long dreadlocks and a hat made out of aluminum foil with the name “ALaddin” written with the fist two letter capital and was wearing what looked like a secret service earpiece like the agents wear in the matrix. I thought that was weird.

There were seven beautiful women brought forward holding microphones who each asked me a multiple choice question.

The first woman’s question was, “What religion would you prefer your partner to be? (A) Orthodox Jewish (B) Biblical Christian (C) Nominal Catholic (D) Muslim (E) None of the above.”

I said, “I choose B Biblical Christian.”

The second woman’s question was, “What Is the lowest level of education you would like your partner to have?

(A) High School Graduate (B) Some College (C) College Graduate (D) Doctorate Degree (E) None of the above”

I said “I choose B Some College”.

The third woman’s question was, “What is the oldest you would want your partner to be when you get married? (A) 18-25 (B) 26-35 (C) 36-45 (D) 46-55 (E) Over 55”

I said “I choose B 26-35”.

The fourth woman’s question was, “How many sex partners would you prefer your partner to have had before you get married? (A) 0-1 (B) 2-5 (C) 6-10 (D) 10-20 (E) over 20”

I said “I choose A 0-1”.

The fifth woman’s question was, “What is the maximum number of children you want to raise? (A) 0-1 (B) 2-4 (C) 5-8 (D) 8-12 (E) As many as the Lord blesses me with”

I said, “I choose E As many as the Lord blesses me with”

The sixth woman’s question was, “If one or more of your wives were to die or polygamy legalized, what is the maximum number of wives total you would be willing to have in your lifetime. (A) 1 (B) 2-4 (C) 5-7 (D) 8-12 (E) 13 or more”
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I said, “I choose B 2-4”.

The seventh woman’s question was, “Jacob Israel had to wait 7 years to marry the woman he loved. How many years maximum would you be willing to wait in order to marry the woman you love? (A) 1-2 years (B) 3-4 years (C) 5-7 years (D) 8-10 years (E) Over 10 years.”

I said, “I choose C 5-7 years”.

The host of the gameshow said, “Congratulations you got through the Ring of Fire question round without falling through the trap door. We will now move on to the staring contest round. You will first have to make eye contact with each contestant while holding hands without either of you blinking for 60 seconds. If you or the contestant blinks or loses eye contact before the time is up, that contestant will not move on to the next round. You have only one redo that you can choose to use for one of the contestants at your discretion. The order has been randomly selected.”
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