THE FINAL BATTLE- THE 8TH CHAPTER. WEAPONISING YOU AT WARP SPEED!

WELCOME TO DARPA INJECTEES!

STILL NOT AWAKE? STILL ROMANCING THE PHONE? NO WORRIES BECAUSE YOUR CRASH COURSE IN REALITY ARRIVES AT YOUR DOOR ANY DAY NOW NEATLY WRAPPED IN PLAIN BROWN PAPER MARKED WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, MR AND MRS, HE/SHE/THEY/THEM 'FAH-Q' FAKERIOT' YOU'VE BEEN DUPED.
IN ORDER TO COLLECT YOUR FREE MASONIC MAGAT GOLD BAR FROM ONE OF YOUR FELLOW MAGATS CHANNELS JUST TEXT 'I'M FUQ'N PISSED OFF AND FED UP AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE' TO 88022!

AND THERE YOU'LL BE GREETED WITH A WARM RADIANT FUZZY PURPLE PEOPLE EATER WELCOME FROM THE KINGS JESTER!

OH AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT PLEASE SEND A BUCK IN TWO SEPERATE ENVELOPES MARKED 'BLOW ME BRUNSON BROS AND TOM JUAN O ARNOLD SAVIN'... SEE YOU IN HELL.

CREDIT TO SABRINA WALLACE.