To the Danger Zone: If the Data Could Speak (Director's Cut)

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[FOB FREEDOM, October 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

At least according to his Mammy who raised him, a fine colored woman, one former army top spy, former biological warfare planner and federal whistleblower, would say that, of all his mother’s children, whoever she was, he had loved himself the best, and what is a video without a director’s cut? Call it vexatious, frivolous or even inscrutable, but one former member of the Future Physician’s Club is having quite a delightful time poking holes in what the most trusted voice and many notable evolutionary biologists, vaccinologists, microbiologists and epidemiologists had described as the most likely scenario for the proximal origins of a pandemic virus that had managed to claim the lives of more people than Adolph Hitler, in the Holocaust, and in half the time. And, we were able to pull him away from his litigation hobby and a state legislative race to tell us about this updated video.

“Well, Howard, remember that we reside in a community with the most government scientists, and in 2016 one of their top 20 most viewed, and yes I said ‘viewed’ stories was about, of all things, pornography, a very visual, even if sensual, form of receiving information, probably not even rising to the level of elevated discourse, but what in Hell do you expect from folks who have their own unique spelling of ‘firefighter’? TikTok requires us to condense a video to less than ten minutes, and this is probably not the correct audience to be discussing transgenic mice, recombinant binding domains, angio-tensin-converting enzyme2, or the distinctions between MpCoV-GX and RaTG13. So, we had to condense the audio discussion, add some reporter-based context, and append it with some additional commentary. Overall, I have to say I am pleased, and viewers will appreciate some allusions, paying homage to some great Tom Cruise action films,” explained Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.