Vlad the Impaler Knew How to Deal With Radical Muslims. Be Like Vlad. (NSFW)

The last time Muslims invaded Europe Vlad stuck sharpened poles up their asses and made a forest out of their corpses.

The name Dracula has been immortalised by the author Bram Stoker in his 1897 novel about the vampire. However, this Dracula is purely fictional. The real Dracula was named Vlad the third and had another nickname for which he was famed, that was Vlad the Impaler. Contrary to popular belief, Vlad wasn't considered a monstrous cruel being in his time, he was a national hero in Romania for his countless deeds of bravery and resilience and is often considered as one of the most important rulers in Wallachian history. His methods, including impalement, were intended to instil fear in the enemy and deter further invasions. Vlad's defiance against a powerful empire demonstrated his willingness to put his life on the line for the freedom and independence of his kingdom.

Vlad Dracula, is a historical figure whose greatness remains a topic of debate among scholars and historians. While he is infamous for his cruel and violent methods of rule, he was also a man of action whose rise from a hostage of the Ottoman Empire to the scourge of the Ottomans cemented his name in history. He was a powerful warrior in his on right as well as a ruler who ruled with an iron fist this is his story.

Vlad the Impaler knew how to deal with radical Muslims. Be like Vlad.
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