Devil in the Details: The Data Speak for Themselves

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Attention Amateur Sleuths, Wherever You Went? Tommie Lee Jones of Pandemic Is at It, Again.

[FOB FREEDOM, October 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

At least according to the Arlington Patch, he’s a former biological warfare planner and federal whistleblower, but that’s the local newspaper publication that had claimed that some student in Arlington, the Einstein of Penn State, had been awarded the National Merit Scholarship while attending the Thomas Jefferson High School of Science & Technology in Fairfax County, unless they meant the Thomas Jefferson Elementary School, in Arlington. Or maybe the Einstein of Penn State had just hopped on the wrong bus to school. You never know in a town where “firefighter” is two words, and “educator approved”. But, while most of the folks tracking the story on the pandemic virus are looking for the next email to drop, or the next sighting of Dr. Anthony Fauci meeting with the CIA, one of the 392 homeless veterans in the great state of Virginia is again producing a video. WTF?

“Well, Howard, I really liked the Fugitive series we had begun, and some may have gotten a little rusty during three years of staying away from the movie theaters, believing they had solved the crime before the actors on the screen. So, we just do a little step by step on how the old thought process goes when the good guys are closing in on the bad guys, step by step, and prepared for the exciting conclusion. Probably a big chase scene, full of explosions, crashes and special effects. Ya know?” quipped Major Mike Webb, former army top spy.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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