David Hogg Heartbroken by His Transgender Candidate's Landslide Loss

A couple of years ago, Harvard's white affirmative action student, David Hogg, attempted to enter the real world of business by launching a company called "Good Pillow" as a competitor to MyPillow. During his very brief endeavor that lasted mere weeks Hogg hadn't even bothered to register his company's name as a trademark and someone else grabbed the "Good Pillow" name. Since Hogg discovered that real work to be much too burdensome, he chose the much easier path of being a professional grifter. As a result he glommed onto an election grift called "Leaders We Deserve" which apparently has enough money to blow $120,000 on a campaign to elect the FIRST TRANSGENDER PERSON IN ALAMABA TO THE STATE LEGISLATURE. Why was this so important for grifter David Hogg? The election was just a Democrat runoff primary for a seat in the Alabama State House of Representatives plus it wasn't as if the transgender's opponent was a reincarnation of Bull Connor. In fact, the opposing candidate was a black democrat with no significant policy differences from the transgender candidate. Well, grifter Hogg realized that a victory by the candidate on whom he unloaded all that cash (that did not belong to him) would mean national publicity. A first! FIRST TRANSGENDER PERSON IN ALABAMA TO THE STATE LEGISLATURE!!!

Unfortunately for grifter Hogg, things did NOT go according to plan and his candidate LOST in a landslide. But not to worry. More elections are coming which means more opportunities for former Pillow Boy David Hogg to continue grifting.