Meet Grumpy's Wife's Mistress

Grumpy here. So, I built Miss Mabel, a spruced-up 1959 VW ragtop Beetle, for my wife. Yep, you heard it right. All those hours tinkering in the garage, and for what? So she can have a shiny new toy.

It’s got modern suspension, a beefed-up engine, the whole nine yards.

‘It’s a masterpiece, Grumpy,’ they say. Well, it’s a car. It drives. But if you want to see what all the fuss is about, be my guest. Just don’t expect me to join the parade. And get off my lawn.