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ICC 7 Bosses - WoahCraft 🌀: Like, The Most Far Out Journey Through Azeroth, Man! 🐑🌲🐟
Dude, have you ever, like, REALLY looked at a Murloc? 🐟 I mean, it's a fish, but it's not a fish, ya know? Anyway, this video is... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah! Dive into the wackiest, most spaced-out journey through Azeroth with me. Ever wondered why trees 🌲 in Elwynn Forest are so... tall? Or why that sheep 🐑 just won't stop staring at you in Stormwind? I've got some fishy 🐟 tales, some lamb...tastic stories, and more tentacles 🐙 than you can shake a staff at. Horse around 🐴 with us and just vibe with the world, man.
Like, why are fish even in WoW? Do they have guilds? 😂
Dude, those sheep in Elwynn? Total conspiracists, they've seen things, bro. 🌀
Octopuses, or is it octopi? 🐙 Either way, they've got magic tentacles, man.
Trees are like, the OG ents, man. Whispering secrets of the universe 🌌.
Horses in WoW? Bet they've got some wild tales from their stable buddies. 🐎
Lambs, man. So fluffy, so mysterious. They're plotting something.
Have you ever tried talking to an NPC tree? Like, really TALKING? 🌳
Fish dungeons? Let's, like, dive deep and find Nemo or something. 🐠
Those tentacles on the Old Gods? They just wanna high five, bro. 🖐️
Wrapping up with the age-old debate: Are centaurs half horse or just confused?
Keywords:
Azeroth, Murloc, Elwynn Forest, fish, sheep, octopus, tree, World of Warcraft, WoW, NPC, dungeon, Old Gods, tentacles, horse, lamb, centaur, Stormwind, guilds, secrets, universe, ents, stable, magic, plotting, whispering, diving, Nemo, high five, mysterious, fluffy, secrets, staff, vibes, journey, wacky, far out, spaced-out, conspiracist, staring, wild tales
Hashtags:
#WoahCraft, #SpacedOutAzeroth, #FishyTales, #SheepConspiracies, #OctopusMagic, #TalkingTrees, #HorseTales, #LambMysteries, #WoWStonedAdventures, #DeepDiveNemo, #TentacleHighFive, #EpicVibes, #WoWWeirdness, #MurlocMusings, #ElwynnMysteries, #OldGodsChill, #CentaurConfusions, #AzerothAdventures, #SpacedSheep, #TallElwynnTrees, #FishGuilds, #MagicTentacles, #MysteriousLambs, #PlottingTrees
40 Weird Stoned-sounding Jokes:
Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean's bottom, dude. 😂
What does the tree say after a wild night? "I'm stumped, man!"
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other tide. 🐙
Ever hear about the sheep that tells jokes? It's a real baaaaa-d comedian!
Why don't fish do well in school? They're always swimming below sea level!
Trees and drugs, man, they both get rolled.
Why did the horse sit behind the computer? He wanted to surf the net, bro. 🐎
Why was the lamb always in trouble? It was baaaaa-d to the bone.
Do octopuses laugh? Only when something's tentickle. 🤣
Dude, I told a tree a joke. It was a sappy one.
Why don't fish play basketball? They're afraid of the net!
Man, if a tree falls in Elwynn and no one's there, does it make a sound? Or just vibes?
Why did the horse eat with its mouth open? It wanted a stable diet. 🐴
Sheep and weed, man. Both can get you woolly-headed. 🐑
Why was the octopus so good at school? 'Cause it was tentacle-ular, bro!
Why was the tree so good at math? 'Cause it knows all about log-arithms.
Dude, fish don't need school. They're already in schools. 🐟
Why do horses run so fast? They're trying to escape their own tail tales. 🐎
Why was the lamb always getting lost? It kept following the woolly path.
What's an octopus's favorite number? Octo-eight, man!
Do you know the tree's favorite band? The Rolling Cones.
Why don't fish do computer coding? Too many bytes. 🐠
Why did the sheep go to outer space? To see the staaaars. 🐑
Ever tried tickling an octopus? It's a real tentickle situation. 😜
Why did the tree get so many likes? 'Cause it was poplar.
Why was the horse always calm? It knew how to stirrup peace. 🐴
Do you know the sheep's favorite game? Baaaaa-rd games!
Man, why do octopuses have tentacles? 'Cause eight arms are better than two!
What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer.
Why don't fish tell secrets? They might blabber underwater.
Ever wonder why sheep are so quiet? They've got wool over their ears, dude.
Why did the horse join a band? It had the drumbeat in its hooves.
Trees got it right, man. They're always branching out.
Do octopuses like to party? Only when it's a sea-lebration!
Fish jokes? Yeah, I'm just fishing for laughs here.
Why did the sheep get a promotion? It was shear excellence.
Horses, man. Always horsing around when they should be neigh-boring.
Trees and octopuses? Both love a good inkling. 🐙
Why did the lamb wear a bell? It wanted to be a jingle sheep.
What did the tree wear to the pool party? A trunk.
Man, hope you vibe with this as much as I did writing it. Enjoy your trippy adventure! 🌀🌌🐟
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