4206, Why Is Biden Flying Into Israel ?!!, 4206
Good evening, I’m still reporting on the coup.
Why is Joe Biden flying to Israel – probably as we write? I’m gonna make this hard and fast for the benefit of those with short attention spans when it comes to resident Biden.
This is obviously a ploy to get Biden some creds in the department of foreign relations. This from today’s Associated Press report:
“It’s a chance for Biden to burnish his national security credentials to U.S. voters with the 2024 election just over a year away.”
And oh what a chance! Biden was to meet with the King of Jordan, the President of Egypt and Palestinian President Abdel el-Sisi, but bypass Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. However, after a hospital in Gaza was struck by a rocket, killing hundreds of Palestinians, the meeting was cancelled.
So why is he still going? Because it is still a huge publicity opportunity! Can’t you see the newsreel film – think World War II. Patton steps out of a landing craft on the beaches of Normandy.
But I think Biden has a few tricks up his sleeve because obviously, he can’t be seen talking without a teleprompter. He would flounder again. He could be seen exiting Air Force One and mounting an Arabian steed with an American flag tied around his neck like Zorro’s cape, and gallop off the tarmac headed west for Gaza with a trail of black Secret Service vehicles behind.
Too unbelievable! Think what has delayed Israel’s scheduled ground offensive into Gaza? Seymour Hersh said a couple of days ago, that the Israeli army would level EVERY BUILDING in northern Gaza. But that wouldn’t do with the first dude setting his tin boots in Israel. No, Netanyahu has been forced to hold off lest he offend his inane majesty. As an old bit from the original Star Trek put it: “Commander, allow me the glory of the kill.”
Here's what I think is in the offing. Biden lands, confers with the Israeli War Council since Jordan is now out, then announces some sort of diminishment of the hostilities – not a full blown peace deal, but perhaps safe corridors through which those wishing to flee Gaza can travel. More deliveries of water, medicines and food.
But there is more. It’s going to take more to turn this nation’s most moronic resident into a war hero. Biden could return home with American hostages. Even a handful would suffice. Anything is possible when the word “billion” is attached.
And since it would be given directly to Hamas – thereby preventing Iran from getting its 40% cut, well, at one billion U.S. dollars per head, maybe split amongst a dozen Hamas leaders, deposited in numbered accounts in the Qataran bank of their choice, another half dozen saved Americans would go a long way at reviving NBC’s lagging audience, and thereby, their ad revenue. Biden could even demand two-for-one pricing and both sides would still never have to work again. Can’t you see the Washington Post giving a blow-by-blow description of Biden’s hard-headed, face-to-face negotiating style which saved the planet?
But it sure would be well worth it. Think of the propaganda value to Jumpin’ Joe? War hero fearlessly enters the battle zone – unprecedented for a U.S. President! Would the masters of deception be bold enough to add in maybe a single crutch and a bit of bloodied bandage around Biden’s knee as he struggled to descend the steps from Air Force One? Or would that be too much to stretch for? Probably, but they’ve been getting away with so much already, you never know. Boldness sometimes bypasses all restraint. Or, when you are down and out, there is really nothing to lose. You can only look up.
I’m still reporting from just outside the citadel of world freedom. Good morning.
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