Game of Thrones - Soundtrack Cover

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I actually don't ever sleep. Let us imagine a world where Lennon manage to uphold those commie gobblediegook values that he preaches like a basic bitch in that terrible song. Forget for a moment that rather, he managed to rob hard working Americans in service of enriching himself and that demon hag that was always inexplicable and leagues below him. Instead of being a guy who got shot to death, he might have advanced the communist mission by 3 billion. Imagine if he had taken the path of honor...half of you could be already dead instead of just waiting for it.

Here's where Carey Alexander and "China White" come in.

In 2023 Carey Alexander began a remarkable transition and decided that his New Year's Resolution would be to "be Chinese." It would change him forever. Before the year reached its completion, he had disavowed his western values and liberal ideals for the sake of being a cheerleader for the Chinese Communist Party and becoming a mentally ill bird person on TikTok.

Now that he is a criminally insane communist, he has decided to give back to the people of China that he doesn't know. Carey was inspired by the best, and the Chinese truly are the best at handling American exports. They act like the blackest men in Chicago when it comes to stealing America's best products and values, except they don't get caught. When it comes to the truly abominable cultural exports, they pivot and turning it into a fifth generational warfare weapon in the form of an endless feedback loop. As a token of his admiration and support of Xi Jinping's forever presidency, he has decided to gift his new album as property to each and every member of the Chinese Communist Party that remember, he has never met or interacted with.

In true Chinese style, Carey Alexander stole from some of America's greatest songwriters and then converted, isolated and rerecorded these masterpieces so that they could become products of China. You can think of it like "Taylor's Version," except rather than reclaiming what he duly owns, he's stealing American IP and regifting it to that nation's most serious adversary.

Personally, Carey Alexander hopes these Chinese ass motherfuckers will dig this shit and maybe film their dweeb selves doing some stupid ass Chinese dance moves to it. Globally, he hopes this may be the first step toward becoming an official member of the CPP. When asked about his CCP member future self, Alexander said he hopes "he can take it over some day and then the world". Thank you for listening and please send money to Carey Alexander, not China, if you wish to support this cause.