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Comedy: CZ’s 3-Step Guide to Surviving Bitcoin Halving #bitcoinhalving #bitcoinprice #binance
CZ, the head of Binance, spills the beans on what happens during a Bitcoin halving!"
CZ: "Now, I can't predict the future, but I've been through three halvings, and here's what I've seen", "As the halving approaches, the crypto world goes wild!"
News Anchor 1: "This is it! Bitcoin to the moon!"
News Anchor 2: "We're all going to be crypto millionaires!"
CZ: “But when the halving day finally arrives...the bitcoin price won't double overnight. And people will be asking why.
Random Person: "Why isn't Bitcoin doubling overnight?"
CZ: "Folks, that's just not how it works!"
bitcoin price will hits multiple All Time High the year AFTER the halving
[Fast forward to a year after the halving]
Narrator: "CZ's prediction starts to come true."
Crypto Investor: "Whoa, look at those all-time highs!"
Narrator: "And as CZ puts it, people have short memories in the crypto world."
Narrator: "So, there you have it, folks - CZ's 3-Step Guide to Surviving Bitcoin Halving."
CZ: "Stay positive, my friends!"
Narrator: "Thanks for watching, and don't forget to subscribe for more crypto insights!"
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