WHO MI to Judge?

Webb to Kimmel: “Why Do I Always Have Women Problems? Do the Math.”

[FOB FREEDOM, October 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

You thought you had “woman problems”? Some say that men are from Mars and woman are from Venus, but on nonperson is having a difficult time these days talking to woman, even while “courting”, apparently. The former childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney says his problems with women may have begun when at a court date he had compelled on woman litigator to capitulate and file a voluntary nonsuit, at least coincidentally after he had attempted to subpoena Jim “The Intimidator” Moran to present testimony in the case, and over his objection, wanting to continue on in the litigation of the case against him, brought by a condominium association that had been determined to get blood from a turnip—talk about a glutton for punishment, but he actually volunteered as an infantryman for a war. And now, reviewing the claims that his complaints against the government response to the global public crisis had been “enigmatic allegations”, “mere criticisms”, and even “rambling and fantastical”, even on simple FOIA cases, the graduate of the most competitive college in the Commonwealth has discerned one consistently common denominator, with, perhaps, one outlier anomaly.

“Well, Howard, like they say, women. It may have started in the Garden of Eden, ya know? After that condominium suit, and the Kaine’s attorney who attempted to sexually assault me in court, playing footsy with a preacher’s kid, for the love of God, and while representing the epitome of a Christian Democrat, that had been about the last of the women they sent against me in court, until Facebook nabbed a partner and high profile client rising star to come against me in more bet-the-company litigation. And, for some reason, not even Alfred Street Baptist Church sent a Negro attorney, not even a woman, to roll up against my skills in the court, albeit not on the court, since we White men can’t jump, ya know?” quipped the ever-interesting Major Mike Webb.

And, after Delegate Alfonso “The Fat Man” Lopez had tried to claim he was two women who had introduced the first voting rights act in the South, now apparently Alexandria Prosecutor Bryan Porter is channeling Alfred Street Baptist Church pastor, Reverend Howard-John Wesley, to announce, “I’m coming out”, presenting what at least for Webb has been a “woman” legal argument: he can’t understand, the claim that even the first lesbian appointed to the federal bench, Judge Ana Reyes, had opined in a complaint, triggering the Voting Rights Act of 1965, denying the existence of a civil remedy provision under the federal racketeering statute, and, apparently, “not for lack of trying”, perhaps a subtle reference to an attempt to deny the unrepresented litigant a day in court.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.