my shadow of my shadow of my shadow of my...
sponges soak everything up
this is such a good analogy right here
if i don't put it in just the right way it won't be funny, so many factors
so many layers to comedy which is what makes it the truest art form n the closest representation of life
constant contradiction
paisley's brother (arlo) committed suicide
you can't shame me cos i have a cat
i breathed a sigh of relief when i turned 28
this is the 4g phone that i didn't wanna upgrade
you gotta be nice to the AI
my decisions are my decisions, lemme go
doesn't matter how old i get i'm still their baby
i used to be way more irresponsible than what it seems i am right now
you'd be way better off leaving the world behind
they'll spend their whole life chasing after things that are positive maybe for a min
i thank God that i believe in Him
you don't steal things that are yours amy
somebody say this the next time that they get caught shoplifting
all the times that i did stuff that required me to lie...
nothin surprises or bothers me anymore about me
i'm still bothered by the world, yes
i'd rather be a sponge than whatever the fuck society is
i know it's a gift b/c it's difficult
a gag gift that makes me throw up
God chose me to have it n keep it
i tried to reject it *mainly via booze
don't sleep around n put vodka in a water bottle
don't think that they won't smell it on your breath
you have no idea what's gonna happen after you start
i actually don't like that after all, for once i make up my mind
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