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John 6:37 (NASB95)
“All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and the one who comes to Me I will certainly not cast out.
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https://twitter.com/ChadClawitter/status/1705368587379327165
I, Chad Clawitter, have freely decided to use my eternal wealth, influence, and favor bestowed upon me by the Lord Jesus Christ who sits at the right hand of the Most High God to offer a guarantee of eternal sanctuary to all humans, angelic beings, and all other sentient beings created by God who use their “free will” to freely choose to do all the following before the Age of Grace ends:
(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
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Panties
All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their “Panties” off by doing the following:
(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.
The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says “you can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yours” on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.
The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.
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