The Exorcist Believer is the Abomination of Desolation

Hollywood is dead. Creativity has withered on the vine. Nonsense reigns supreme. The Exorcist: Believer is trash and you're nuts to waste two hours of your life watching it. Seriously, do something more productive. Learn a language, go on a date, have a refreshing nap.

Ellen Burstyn returns for 15 useless minutes as a glorified cameo. David Gordon Green gives us member berries and cheap jump scares. He also made a film twenty minutes longer than the original film from the great William Friedkin. Life is cruel and we can't even escape it with a good film on the weekend. Why do I live?

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