IT'S "COLUMBUS DAY" THAT'S THE NAME! LEAVE IT ALONE YOU WOKE SONS OF B!TCHES!

WAKE UP THE WOKE!
IT'S COLUMBUS DAY!

Wake up and smell the coffee you soft-headed snowflakes and wokes. You can't keep renaming cities, forests, and even holidays in search of social justice. What in Hell is wrong with you. From Martin Luther King Day to Indigenous People's Day we have gone down a woke highway that only stops in a dead end.

I'm Max, and let's call it what it is, "Columbus Day"