Joe Rogan - VooDoo Punanny

"Voodoo Punanny," a song written and recorded by Joe Rogan, was released in 2000 under Warner Bros. Records.

The song narrates tales of enchanting sexual encounters and their profound impacts, weaving a cautionary tale about the mesmerizing power of women parts.

Rogan, through a bluesy lounge trio melody, half-whispers the story of a woman named Eileen, whose "nuclear high-powered voodoo punanny" leaves a lasting impression on him.

Another narrative within the song tells of Sam, a man who forsakes his career to indulge nightly with a woman named Lola, who possesses a similarly captivating "voodoo."

The song concludes with a revelation: Rogan's character is speaking to his son, explaining that the enchanting "voodoo punanny" is the reason men find themselves entwined in marital binds and performing acts of love, like buying flowers. This allure is so potent that it even leads to unintended fatherhood, as the character admits he never initially desired children.

LYRICS
When I first found voodoo I was in my 20's. I was workin' at a club and tryin' to be funny. Met a sweet girl named Ilene she had the nicest legs I'd ever seen. We had a few laughs and a few white russians. Laughs turned into feelin' and touchin'. We started to kiss and she said I think you're nice. Let me take you back to my place and ruin your life.

It was voodoo. I thought Ilene was just bein' playful but that's before she licked my naval. I was tryin' to think of somethin' cool to say when she ripped off her lingerie. She climbed on top and I lost my breath. And when she squeezed it tight she nearly scared me to death. Just one night with her changed my world. Ilene was no ordinary average girl.

She had ultra hot fox mammy jammy. Nuclear hot powered voodoo punanny. And to this day when I'm alone with vasoline. You can bet I'm thinkin' about Ilene. Voodoo ... punanny got the voodoo. Doesn't matter what you do. You can't resist the power it holds. So listen very closely to the story I've told. It's the reason women drink free martinis. The reason old men buy lamborghinis.

There was a girl named Lola and a guy named Sam. He fancied him self an ambitious man. Straight to the top was where Sam was destined. But that was before he saw Lola's breast. And touched her thigh her skin was creamy. Kissed her lips so moist and dreamy. Took off their clothes and started to do the act. And Sam nearly had him self a heart attack.

You see Lola's voodoo's extra strong they fornicated all night long. When mornin' came he called the office. Think I've found a better offer. You can keep the job he said "I resign and I'll take Lola from behind." Now Sam works all day pumpin' gas day dreamin' of lovely Lola's ass. He gets off at five every night and????? till day light.

Voodoo ... punanny got the voodoo... doesn't matter what you do. You can't resist the power it holds. So listen very carefully to the story I've told. Punanny got magic, punanny got power. It's the only reason men buy flowers.

Did ya ever meet man with a bitchy wife? Wonder why the guy wanna ruin his life. By bein' married to a woman that's mean to him. Well I'm gonna tell you somethin' so listen kid. When the lights go down and the candles flame. I bet that woman doesn't act the same. I bet you what she got is really sweet. Bet you that girl is packin' heat. When he gets her alone whips out his bannana. She gives him a dose of the voodoo punanna. You ain't gonna forget it You can't ignore it. No matter where you look there ain't no cure for it. Don't waste your time tryin' to run and hide. Voodoo haunts you every night.

Voodoo. Daddy I'm scared. You should be son it's good to fear. Cause if it wasn't for voodoo you wouldn't be here. I never wanted kids. But that was your mamma's idea. She tricked me with voodoo---