10-4-23 -- It's EBS Day!!!

Welcome to national EBS Day. At 2:20PM, EDT, Fema and The Emergency Broadcast System will sound an emergency alert on all communication devices. If you should feel like you're becoming an actor in a George Romero movie and your body no longer feels like it belongs to you, please wait until the EBS broadcast ends. You will be given further instructions as to what to do next.