they don't get chu, amy *ag bombs @cafe coco (BRUTAL)

that was the best intro to this God-awful experience
this room is already terrible
amy throws up, that's how i feel about society
cilantro is really good for you
this audience definitely doesn't know what's good for em
i know what my personality disorder is
don't chu love that i got a major (totally unintentional) close-up of the back of this dude's head
it's not projection i promise
bill hicks moment that i talked about
equality...either work at a restaurant or become a Christian
i did this whole set for johnny stone
they wanna ask this question but they're too afraid
psychiatrists are literally whacking people
many are totally full of shit
nobody has constructive criticism
this was the hardest room for whatever reason (i counted 2 people that did alright n just alright but way better than this monstrosity)
i'm fine w/ dying alone bye bye
i dunno what this person tried to heckle but sumin about disagreeing w/ me *i am very disagreeable so...
women are naturally codependent cos they came from a man (some bitch thought that was real funny)
eunuch visual not part of the lgbt freakshow for a reason...i still can't believe that i said that in this room
i told yawl that a lotta people like to say WOW when i do standup
my existence introduces mental illness jokes from other comics