CS Doctrinal Video #2

https://1830goel.substack.com/p/cs-doctrinal-video-2

As part of our ongoing effort to assist the LDS Church of Satan in its public relations outreach during the David Lee Hamblin and Roselle Stevenson criminal trials, we here at IRA are proud to announce the latest CS Doctrinal Video, taken directly from Rachel Lee Hamblin’s Victim’s Statement. There’s a special appearance by Lucifer, and he was kind enough to introduce Dr. Richard Lloyd Anderson from beyond the black veil and give him theme music from Metal Church, an Eighties metal band whose song Beyond the Black is face melting. I highly recommend their self-titled album, which will rock your socks off and cure the knock in any truck engine, or at least drown it out. If you can’t hear it, it’s repaired, right? Right.

Dr. Anderson provides us with an update on his travails in the Outer Darkness, where he is currently embroiled in an ongoing dispute with customer service over the terms of his contract with Lucifer. Apparently, he and Carma are still stuck in their wrinkled senior bodies. He’s been on hold with Outer Darkness Customer Service since 2018, which makes the IRS 800 numbers look great by comparison. Also, those kids that they aborted and sacrificed to increase their kingdom in the Outer Darkness are missing in action. Apparently, Heavenly Father gave those children a pass straight to the Celestial Kingdom, where they’ve been adopted by joyous heavenly parents. Happy endings are the best, and Richard’s voice in this video makes me very happy.

It turns out the Devil lies to his own followers about that sort of thing. Who would have guessed? I would have, but I’m busy mounting my campaign to become a social media influencer in order to educate the public about ritual abuse committed by groups like the LDS Church of Satan.

For that, I need your help, my 959 subscribers. I need you to all decamp over to Rumble and follow my channel Investigations in Ritual Abuse, as well as 1830GOEL. Over at Instagram, I’m @1830goel and at TikTok I’m also @1830goel. Please subscribe to Investigations in Ritual Abuse over at the Book of Faces as well. Zuckerberg hates when I call it that.

Also, if you can afford to subscribe or donate, that helps a lot. The AI service I use is $60 a month, the video editing software I use is around $10 a month, and I don’t know if Lucifer can really clear the copyright on Metal Church, so I’m taking a real gamble here. He says its his music because he inspired it, but the U.S. Patent Office and federal copyright law are even more diabolical than the Lord of Darkness. I also pay a lot for court records and real estate searches, among other archival subscriptions that cost a bit. Any donation helps, as does any subscription. I’ve still got 16 minutes of AI left for the month on my video, so I’ll be making more videos until that runs out.