my laptop hears me talk to myself about...

i really confused my audience tonight
ag is 500 comics
it doesn't mean much but it means sumin
why does ag compare her head to a section8 housing lodge
when do i not forget what i was talking about
they did flash their brights at me!
i bought ronnit some sushi as well as this pumpkin
this is the best time to bike around
back when i got sober in 2011 i used to smoke weed n bike late at night, talking to God
mental illness is extra or not enough _____
clusterA is all about awareness hence the paranoia
desiring for somebody to obsess about you is really really sick
plz forgive me if i'm one of these people
people that read self-help books...carlin's bit is better than mine
everyone seems to be constructing a narrative for themselves to believe
green hills is real posh
that's a red pepper by the way haha
don't run into the median, amy
i was not impressed by the YMCA at all
i didn't have the experience that the village people sang about
i'd much rather be outside than surrounded by people that go the gym
i hate aircraft so much
i couldn't continue watching the republican debate, vivek is such a fuckin pussy (and i agreed w/ his points more than anyone else)
all women essentially drive drunk just being a woman
that is definitely a joke that should be attempted
we've been turning around pretty consistently haha
let's look into the liquor store longingly
i can't even handle the smell of liquor
the inside was considerably worse
kyler invited me to do a comedy special
*i was wrong about this, she texted brandon who didn't host tonight, johnny stone just put me up on his own accord (cos he likes me n that's showbiz)
this is my visual explanation of being a eunuch
i really need to get over myself
propaganda didn't wanna watch me perform tonight for reasons that i completely agree w/
it felt a lot like a prison
it is a freakshow damnit
they gentrified every mfing thing
my sentence is gone which is probably for the best
we will give you a review later on