DRAMA FARMING DENOUNCING STREAM - Unbreaded - Anything Else - Get Denounced
I am adopting the internet tonight, AND I NEED YOUR HELP. I am a drama farmer, and need lots of sons and daughters to maintain the farm. Today I will harvest the drama farm and DENOUNCE ANYONE YOU ASK ME TO for $20. That's right, for the low price of "absurdly ridiculous, why would anyone do this?" I will denounce anyone you know for any reason or no reason.
This is not a shameless money grab, this is a drama farm, because I love farming and horticulture.
We'll hit that special unbreaded tonight, and we can discuss anything else, as LONG AS WE CAN DRAMATIZE IT and FAKE CONCERN about it.
You guys may be internet farmers, but I'm a practicing one.