The Rape and Sexual Assault Allegations against Russell Brand
BRAND AWARENESS
It must really irritate the Ruling Degenerates to have dear old Russell Brand exposing their clever and benevolent schemes to his 6.6 million awakening wonders on the daily.
What a pesky little pesk he is! I don't know what's wrong with him. He had everything you could ever wish for: he was once good-looking, a movie star, a successful broadcaster (did I mention he worked for the BBC just like Jimmy Saville did?), and had a litany of drop-dead gorgeous, popstar Princess girlfriends. What more do you need? And he had to do, all we ever asked him to do, was to keep nodding his head in unison with all the other Glitterati Gibbles and do whatever Doctor Fauci (a.k.a. The Science) says we do, and whenever things get you down, you do what the rest of us do, you channel all your rage and frustration towards the Orange Clown (Can I get a "Fuck Trump!" from the room? Yayah! Thank you, Mr. DeNiro). What you don't do, is do your own research! I mean, this stuff couldn't be easier to understand or comply with. Unfortunately, somehow dear old old Rusty Rockets forget to read the instruction manual.
But as luck would have it, for the Ruling Degenerates at least, Mr. Russell has now been tried and convicted in the court of public opinion for, that's right, you guessed it, sexual assault and rape charges!
So let me ask you: why is this always the downfall of so many a political dissident? When will they ever learn to keep their willies in their pantaloons? Now I know what some of you conspiracy minded, naughty people may be thinking: you may remember how in George Orwell's 1984, that the Thought Criminals were forced to confess to sex crimes they never committed before being publicly hanged, but allow me to remind you, 1984 is a work of science fiction fantasy! It's not to be taken literally. Any similarities between that novel and our present day reality are purely a coincidence, I assure you.
The bitter truth is, Russell Brand and Julian Assange were caught red-handed taking secret trips to Epstein's Island on the Lolita Express. Thankfully however, because of some interstellar journalism and an inspired coordination between some of England's finest media publications and television broadcasters, the selfsame entities who've lovingly kept us so beautifully informed about masks, delayed childhood cognitive development, lockdowns, the soaring cost of living, covid vaccines, sudden death from unknown causes, the war in Ukraine, the billions of dollars of profits all the top hedge funds are mysteriously raking in and Will Smith slapping Chris Rock in the face at the Academy Awards....it's all coming to light right now!
In the first of an intrepid four-part series, Cinephobia Radio investigates...
Cinephobia Radio #034
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