50 THINGS TO NEVER NAME YOUR KIDS!

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no no names worst names ever children names horrible children names worst names of the century overused names names that suck the name john sucks uncreative names names that should be nicknames names based on drugs

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Here is the complete list!

No-No Names!

Don’t mean to offend people who have these names, just my personal opinion in a list

COMMON NAMES THAT SHOULDN’T BE NAMES:

John/Johnny, Jon etc.
Mike/Michael
Jesus, Josiah, Moses, Noah, or really any biblical name
Harry (Hairy)
Mary
Bud (like buddy or drink/drugs)
Woody (toy story/wood)
Junior (very uncreative)
Norm (normal)
Queenie (black person name overused)
Fran/Franny/Fanny (iconic 80s name)

OFFENSIVE:

Dick/Rich
Gaylord/Gay (Meet the Parents)
Molly (drug and old lady name)
Willy (penis)
Crystal Meth (a drug, why keep that name?)
Chlamydia (std)
Speed (like in a car or drug)
Sloth (the animal)
Urine (Yureen) (worst name ever
Olga

AFTER COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING FOOD:

Patty (like hamburger)
Blue (color)
Rex (dinosaur)
Scout (like boy/girl scouts)
Brick (seriously?)
Teddy Bear (seriously?)
Cowboy
Flight (like a airplane)
Tequila (after a drink)
Kennedy (like the president)
Harley (Quinn or Davidson)
Princess (like royalty)
Anakin (from Star Wars)
Key (to get into your house)
Tea (Tay-a) (really? After a drink?)
Crotchet (like knitting)
India (country)
Apple (computer company/food)
Bambi (deer in disney flick)

NO ORIGINALITY NAMES:

Skeeter
Boomer (animal name)
Shithead (shi-theed)
Fatima (and was fat)
Stryder (idk)
Female (tamale)
August (name of commenter)
Natas (Satan backwards)
Airwrecka (trying to be unique but it was a fail)
Notorious (like notorious BIG?)

I bet all those who have names like this eventually create a better nickname without using their birth name

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