50 THINGS TO NEVER NAME YOUR KIDS!

itsgrantcasualPublished: August 25, 2017Updated: August 29, 2017
Published: August 25, 2017Updated: August 29, 2017

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Here is the complete list!

No-No Names!

Don’t mean to offend people who have these names, just my personal opinion in a list

COMMON NAMES THAT SHOULDN’T BE NAMES:

John/Johnny, Jon etc.
Mike/Michael
Jesus, Josiah, Moses, Noah, or really any biblical name
Harry (Hairy)
Mary
Bud (like buddy or drink/drugs)
Woody (toy story/wood)
Junior (very uncreative)
Norm (normal)
Queenie (black person name overused)
Fran/Franny/Fanny (iconic 80s name)

OFFENSIVE:

Dick/Rich
Gaylord/Gay (Meet the Parents)
Molly (drug and old lady name)
Willy (penis)
Crystal Meth (a drug, why keep that name?)
Chlamydia (std)
Speed (like in a car or drug)
Sloth (the animal)
Urine (Yureen) (worst name ever
Olga

AFTER COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING FOOD:

Patty (like hamburger)
Blue (color)
Rex (dinosaur)
Scout (like boy/girl scouts)
Brick (seriously?)
Teddy Bear (seriously?)
Cowboy
Flight (like a airplane)
Tequila (after a drink)
Kennedy (like the president)
Harley (Quinn or Davidson)
Princess (like royalty)
Anakin (from Star Wars)
Key (to get into your house)
Tea (Tay-a) (really? After a drink?)
Crotchet (like knitting)
India (country)
Apple (computer company/food)
Bambi (deer in disney flick)

NO ORIGINALITY NAMES:

Skeeter
Boomer (animal name)
Shithead (shi-theed)
Fatima (and was fat)
Stryder (idk)
Female (tamale)
August (name of commenter)
Natas (Satan backwards)
Airwrecka (trying to be unique but it was a fail)
Notorious (like notorious BIG?)

I bet all those who have names like this eventually create a better nickname without using their birth name

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