Epic broke my game!! #fortnite #ytshorts

Oh, Epic Games, the master of smooth, bug-free experiences. Let me regale you with a sarcastic tale of how they broke your match with all their finesse:

So, there you were, in the midst of your gaming glory, ready to conquer the virtual world. You had your trusty lightsaber at your side, and victory was but a swing away. But lo and behold, Epic Games had other plans! #gaming