body count/shot count...comedy confession@ holistic connection *ag standup

touching kris's hand is just the best
organic blueberries
i can complain about fat people (that was the heaviest comic in the whole comedy scene laughing at that joke)
we need to trade eating disorders
hard enough just being motivated to live
i must be the exact opposite of a pick me
hey there's a way prettier bitch over there + a fire snatch
they just love it when i crumple the joke
FICTION!
pronouns: i'm suicidal
none of this is a joke by the way
15 kids w/ patriarchal husband that i'd submit to (if i wasn't me)
a lotta women dunno that they're crazy n then they have kids
I CAN TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
sometimes i make this attempt, not very good at it but here goes
body count...corpses?
follow-up question...what was the shot count
Jesus died on a Cross, that's all i got
last drink: PBR in the shower, i know it's very embarrassing
the last time i fucked w/ alcohol...
12 years of no booze, praise God
afternoon after afternoon waking up in piss
warm blueberries that have been outside
we forgive bad jokes about Jesus