NoFap - Dick Van BJ (Official Video)

Directed by: Mr. Personality

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Cast:

Dick Van BJ - Richard Vandiver Bowers Jr.
Big Bro - Riley Quigley
Dick's girlfriend - Jules Shelby
News reporter - Jayden Alva
Paparazzi - Emma Adkins

Lyrics:

It ain't about how hard you can hit the bag
It's about how hard you can be
And not hit the bag

I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight

I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight

Not gonna whack my dick tonight
There's so much more I can milk from life
Not gonna grip my mushroom tip
There's so much more that I have to give
Not gonna choke out my chicken
This nut's gonna give me my children
Not gonna flail on my flank steak
These hands were meant to make me great

Not gonna cry dick tears tonight
Imma workout chest and then my tri's
Not gonna hammer on my nuts
Imma hamstring curl and get a butt
Not gonna waste my dick jelly
Imma hit deadlifts four sets of three
Not gonna stroke on my salmon
Imma eat it get my protein in

I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight

I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight

I'm not gonna spank the monkey tonight
Imma talk to a woman in real life
Not gonna feed the geese tonight
Imma go downtown and get a wife
Not gonna slaughter my lambchop
Imma open up an etsy shop
Not gonna squirt out my yogurt
I'm gonna increase my net worth

Not gonna pull on my dumb chode
This coke can dick won't make me gold
Not gonna pound on my flounder
I'm gonna be a startup founder
Not gonna jerk on my gherkin
I'm gonna be busy workin
Not gonna my slam balls with a fist
Imma pitch a venture capitalist

Not gonna fondle my furballs
I'm gonna make a few sales calls
Not gonna rip on my joystick
I'm gonna plan out my business
Not gonna slob on my lil knob
I’m gonna create ten more jobs
Not gonna fly out my dick kite
Imma empire build like Walter White

I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight

I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight
I'm not gonna masturbate tonight