Authorities STUMPED as Portland Pirate Steals a Fire and Rescue Boat!

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In an unexpected event, a man fittingly dubbed the "Portland Pirate" commandeered a fire and rescue boat from the heart of downtown Portland. Taking the vessel on a wild 40-mile escapade up the Columbia River, the thief managed to elude police, raising eyebrows about this new type of crime. The saga began when our audacious thief swam across the Willamette River, hopped onto fireboat number 21, and sped off. With law enforcement and the Coast Guard in hot pursuit, the nautical joyrider eventually abandoned the boat in Kalama, Washington. And while officials have yet to confirm his motivations, they do speculate a few too many pirate movies might be to blame. So if you thought your neighbor's mid-life crisis convertible was a spectacle, think again; because nothing beats a pirate's dramatic flair.

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00:00 - Introduction: Portland Pirate's Joyride
01:00 - Geographic Context: Columbia River & Portland
02:00 - Breach in Boat Security
03:00 - Pursuit by Law Enforcement and Coast Guard
04:00 - Drug Influence Speculation
05:00 - The Challenge of Towing Back
06:00 - Widespread Marine Thefts
07:00 - Machete Incident in Oakland Marina
08:00 - Criminal Activity along Willamette River
11:00 - Outlook: Rise of Portland's Pirates

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