LAZY PRESS, LAZY PEOPLE ... THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING!

WHAT'S IN A NAME, OR AN ACRONYM?
Americans have gotten so lazy it's affecting speech and text.

NSFW [Not Safe For Work], POTUS [President of the United States], SCOTUS [Supreme Court of the United States], OMG [Oh, My God!], BAE [Before Anyone Else], FISH [First In Still Here], LBGTQ etc. [Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Gay, Transsexual, Queer], GSD [Gender and Sexual Diversity], USG [United States Government] and the list goes on and on and on.

This dummed-down laziness is dragging our language into the stone-age where mere grunts sufficed to get what one wanted. Today, too lazy to write, or even speak full sentences, our latest generation has gone completely stupid. I've got a few of my own that I wouldn't mind seeing in the media: How about YMAH [You Make My Ass Hurt], or KMA [Kiss My Ass], VABS [Violent American Black Subculture], DQF [Drag Queen Freak], and where does it go from here?

We've taken cursive long hand script out of the schools so that nobody will be able to read critical historical or religious documents without an 'academic' translating if for you ... and there goes what it actually meant. We've started turning our language into a collection of acronyms which are far quicker to text on your son-of-a-bitchin' cell phone and help you to get used to taking that way ... and they already are.

Stupid? Yep! Avoidable? Yep! Will you do it? Nope!

Try this one on for size: FU2

YMAH Y'all.

I'm Max, and that's the way I see it!