some impulses are cheaper than others

i just impulsively bought these pants
this is what i do to prevent myself from doing too much
i loved vodka so much i used to wake up in my urine for it
i've been waiting for you, says these pants
typically china thailand n bangladesh
this was made in mexico
i thought it was funny so i bought it
it's tacky but encouraging you to be somewhat sarcastic w/ yourself
visitor tag from vanderbilt
i might revamp this maybe put stickers on it
i have trouble talking sometimes n my words get all jumbled
i know that i will wear the fuck outta these pants okay
i like the msg okay
fuck you victim mentality
we have to re-educate our brains sometimes
i almost bought bubble tea at the sushi bar n i fucking hate that shit
sari for this comparison it's so gross but here it is anyway
is that where all the ballsacks went?
stupid fucking "joke" the point is men are bereft of testosterone