ag calls her cat *flip phone to house phone

many things that i'd change if i could
no point in having deep conversations about whatever "they" are talking about
people are totally brainwashed from various sides (the middle is still a side)
why do we have to be right about things
other people have other perspectives
different opinions from a different experience?
why would i get mad cos somebody disagrees w/ me...i guess i just don't sweat the small stuff
this is a funny story i think
yawl have met marisa (little blonde girl that i work w/)
really cute n funny n a total smartass
ARE YOU A GIRL?
i hope yawl know why that's funny
if you're around me for any length of time...God help you
the boy brain which is very confusing
another reason why i do comedy in america
i am better known as a total quack
a disease is just a major inconvenience
i feel like a burden in a lotta ways
they don't wanna understand problems but whine about them
i have more in common w/ immigrants
don't put words in my mouth, woman
you gotta know the thing i'm talkin about
typical boomer bullshit right there
immunity is totally fine i don't need help from a lab
everybody's the same...they're applying equality by force (it's more of a psychological experiment than anything)
ag totally contradicts herself
yawl know i use cannabis for the mental uplift
pot is illegal n yet drugs that make you kill yourself are promoted
no we shouldn't all be treated the same
physically you can easily assess that people aren't the same
thank you alan ball for writing the show six feet under, you know that shit's right up my alley (back in the day i used to watch tv)
we take measures to ensure that we're not what we were created to be
forever chemicals in america mainly
look at what they do to animals why wouldn't we be thought of in the exact same way as well as the environment
i get vegans cos i am passionate too
at least vegans are conscious of one mfing thing
why they gotta be so militant tho
not militant but a cunt yeah we know
people refuse to look at the common denominator
oh if only i had an answering machine...paisley (cat) is gonna receive a call regardless
she breaks down when she gets overwhelmed, i do too (a lotta people do)