the freedom we give up all to be convenienced short-term...

i was terrified to do standup, i also have terrible stage fright
another one of our kind...we always notice mini coopers now
distinct n just the best (have you ever driven one a' these?)
i saw a red chevy aveo yesterday n started crying (i was already upset so...)
stand up is a great way to rationalize a lotta bad decisions
comedy is a lot like life, gotta take the losses w/ the wins
if you're any good at life/comedy you can make it all worth it
all the pain in the assery will eventually make sense
being able to do this for another person is really n truly a gift from God
this coffee has been in my car all night, trashville over here
interesting way to spell dube
if you hear a witch's cackle in the audience it's ronnit
i piss off john hickok too much
so ignant over here (more woman stuff)
what makes standup hard is what makes it worth it
getting people to understand where you're coming from is way harder than making em laugh
surface level, tiny dot people
ryshuss judgment
the trees are way better than my face
the 5g will destroy all of it
conspiracy stuff is always going on not just when it's popular to talk about it
yours truly never forgets (i remind the sheep over n over)