Who Is John Porter?

Who is John Porter? ||
an original by the CHRONOVIEWER ||
in 432 Hertz ||
LYRICS || Johnny Porter, he broke the order/He got thirty year in the county hoarder/Deputy Porter, cocaine snorter/A magician and children, and Hopkinton’s disorder..Haha/His comrades and him, up in the moose lodge/Summoned a riddler and it’s entourage/CERN struck up it’s jack, and the portal got whacked/Jameson ratted him out, and then a demon attacked/Tap water Porter CERN wormwood veneer/There’s ash where he stood, don’t you come near, don’t you come near/Johnny Porter, some say he ain’t real/Johnny Porter, a psy-op or spiel/Johnny Porter, but the black hole expands/Trapped in dimensional badlands/That Jack’s stretch across a cosmos fact/A pentagram tact, to light years long devil’s pact/How is Hell? Are you rapist prick?/Now all of your friends are in a bad cop panic, bad cop panic, panic, panic/But back here on Earth, we have this problem you see/We will fall into a singularity/Now everyday the time slips and slides/My chicken salad sandwich was from ‘75/It’s two in the bathroom. Yesterday here/Last month in my kitchen. Oh, John screwed up dearly/Now John is a Jack. The Earth has a crack/The compass turns back, while time abridged protracts, abridged protracts/Johnny Porter, food for the devil/I took him out. He was a thirty three/We gotta fill that pit, before it eats up the Earth/A Porter hole, where pedos do go. Yeah!/Johnny Porter, if you’re quite at night/You can here him scream in fright/Johnny Porter, Annubus got his balls/Johnny Porter, into the cosmos he falls