You're Probably Wondering Why I'm here -- Frank Zappa

You're probably wondering why I'm here.
And so am I.
SO AM I!

Now this thrilling little number makes a whole lot of sense on a variety of levels. May there be holds beyond the eye of Beauty.

This was sparked by a shopping spark that allowed me to willingly expend cash for a Kazoo this afternoon.

That in itself is fucked up.....