Union Man

© 2011 Glen Shulfer
I ain't gonna work till you get me a perk.
I want my medical insurance given to me free.
I got to have a bigger salary.
You got to give me more. C'mon and give me more!

Cause I'm a Union Man. I got the right to get all I can.
I'm a Union Man. I get the power from the working man.
I'm a Union Man. Hell with the budget, just tax the rich man MORE!
I'm a Union Man, Local 213.

Seniority is security.
I get a big fat pension when I'm 55,
so I can suck up all the taxpayers dry.
Got to give me more. C'mon and give me more!

Cause I'm a Union Man. I got the right to get all I can.
I'm a Union Man. I get the power from the working man.
I'm a Union Man. Hell with the taxpayer, gotta make him pay more, just like this!

Solidarity is democracy.
If I don't get my collective bargaining right,
I'm gonna shut you down with all of my might.
You got to give me more. C'mon and give me more!

Cause I'm a Union Man. You can't deny my God given right.
I'm a Union Man. It's for the children, it's not for me.
I'm a Union Man. Just don't go messing with my benefit plan.
I'm a Union Man. Hell with the law, I'll just take what I deserve. MORE!

Here's your campaign donation, Mr. Senator.
I got tenure, just try and get rid of me!

** Mixed at Studio Z, Milwaukee