Steven Seagal's Half Past Dead Is So Bad It's Really Into Astrology - Worst Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's godawful excuse for a movie Half Past Dead is so mind numbingly irritating it's constantly talking about how it's a Scorpio and how they're loyal and devoted, but that's complete BS because anyone that's seen a Steven Seagal movie knows they're all Cancers with a dash of Gemini