Funny animal voiceover

"Cats, those enigmatic furballs of mixed emotions and chaos management! They're the undisputed masters of the house, with an uncanny ability to transform any cardboard box into a luxury condo and any dangling string into a mortal enemy. A cat's day consists of approximately 60% napping, 30% plotting world domination, and 10% ignoring your calls while perching on the highest shelf as if they're auditioning for 'America's Next Top Model: Feline Edition.' Remember, in the grand scheme of things, we humans are merely their loyal, can-opening servants!"