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90+ Hilarious Cat Jokes For Animal Lovers
January Nelson
By January Nelson
Updated July 7, 2021
MIKHAIL VASILYEV
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Cat jokes are fun for everyone! They’re perfect for making friends, family members, or children laugh out loud. Whether you’re a dog person or a cat person, you can appreciate these hilarious cat jokes:

Hilarious Cat Jokes For Animal Lovers
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Here are some hilarious cat jokes for children and adults. These puns are going to make you laugh out loud. Make sure you share them with everyone you know who has a furry friend of their own!

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What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
What title does a cat go by in the kitchen? “The Whisker.”
Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive!
How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
What did the kitten have at their birthday party? A pounce house.
What color do kittens love the most? Purrple.
What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania!
Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment? They properly used an independent claws.
What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
What made the cat upgrade his phone? He wanted to finally get pawtrait mode.
Why are kittens actually excellent bosses? They have great littership.
How did the Mom Cat know she was pregnant? Her test was pawsitive.
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!