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Tortoise wearing a red hat crunches on celery
2 years ago
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Can a Tortoise be sexy? We'll leave that answer up to you... but on this day Larry the tortoise is RED HOT and ready to crunch and munch on some fresh celery sticks. His give a damn is busted and he's in it for the look...and the crunch. He's shell shocking all the admirers out there!
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